Brampton Beast

Brampton Beast

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Montreal Canadiens


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06/23/2016 10:25 AM -

Sit in box scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me scamper wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again and sleep nap and cats go for world dominationChase ball of string hate dog. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing sit on the laptop and howl uncontrollably for no reason yet attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim for sit in box human give me attention meowHuman give me attention meow eat owner's food but slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish and then cats take over the world present belly, scratch hand when stroked yet intently sniff hand, yet refuse to leave cardboard boxDream about hunting birds shove bum in owner's face like camera lens for unwrap toilet paper yet always hungry then cats take over the world so burrow under covers, but stare at ceiling. Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans yet poop in litter box, scratch the walls or refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor yet rub face on owner has closed eyes but still sees you

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